Monday, December 30, 2013

50th Post… not that much..


So when I went back online to post some more, I just found out that this is the 50th post I have ever blogged.

And you wanna see my response to the 50th post!?
Here's a vid:

Yes… I was very excited, but I'm a dog, if I try to pat my back, jump up and down, something bad will happen to me.
Well… that's my response to anything.
Once she got second place in Districts for a skating competition.
See that response their?

Yup my response.

That's pretty much my response to anything… unless it has something to do with food.

So I know I don't post that much and I will try to post as much as I can next year.
A new thing to add to my list!

•Post more.

Sounds simple, but not simple for my editor (my youngest owner)

So if you're waiting for more posts, please be as patient as you can and tell your friends about my blog please!

Barking off!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Post later

See ya

End of 2013

I promised to post some extra posts… so now I am..

And yeah, 2013 is ending. Then 2014 is coming.
I wonder what's going to happen in 2014…

But anyways, next year I will turn three years old (but in dog years… that's like 21 years old for me)
I feel like I'm getting old for some reason. 

2014 is coming… and I have not started my New Year's Resolution…

I guess it will go like:

• Stop being lazy
•Make my owner get up to walk me
•Post more 
•Get fatter… my owners think I'm too skinny… I'm actually just right.
•Stop being lazy and learn more tricks

Boring resolution, but here is my youngest owner's New Year's Resolution:

•Enter honors next year in Middle School (she's in sixth grade, but in her town, that's elementary school)
•Train me more
•Try to help me post more 

THat's it.
Idk but I'm just feeling so lazy today… so yeah. :|

But anyways, I hope you guys have any amazing 2014, so here's a little video to wish you it!

Yes, you can see part of my youngest's owner's hair in the background.
Sorry if it's blurry and sorry that the words are backwards… Photo Booth can be pretty annoying sometimes…

Barking off!

New Member and extra three posts

Sorry for not posting so much.
But when I came back today to post some other posts, I found that we have a new follower.
Say hello to ana!

My younger owner really needs to do some yoga… homework is too much of a hassle.

So yeah, the three extra posts are coming, and hope you enjoy them!

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Question from the Editor


I have a question about some kind of 'cliques' on school.
So last year there was this girl who came to our school, she was new.
At first she started hanging out with the unpopular kids, like me, even ate with us at lunch.
But you know how there are always those tables with the 'populars'  and 'nerds'?
Well, she started ditching the unpopular nerds like my friends and me, and started hanging out with the populars more.

She even started acting like them!
She would wear makeup everyday (I hate makeup) she would curl or straighten her hair everyday (I never do that) and she would start to flirt and spread rumors.
I'm not being mean, it's true.
I even heard that she cheated on a few tests with another person by writing the answers on her arms.

But what I'm most scared about is that she gossips about people.
Whoever passes her by (mostly and unpopular kid), she will literally talk about you… and now the good stuff.
I'm in her science class right now which means she will see me, and her 'ex-friends'… who are my friends.

And remember how I said that whoever passes her way she will gossip about that person?
I'm in her science class, she might gossip about me, and I'm extremely scared. 

Any help?
(I don't want to be popular, I just want to try to avoid her)


Barking off!

Saturday, December 14, 2013

To Tiggerkat + Formulas + More

So Tiggerkat, I told my youngest owner your message, and she just wants to say thank you for the advice.
And she still sorta wants to be an architect.. but more interested in films, if you want she can direct a film about Reese Cups! XD
But yeah, thanks for the advice! :D

If you read Tiggerkat's comment, you can basically tell what my youngest owner asked about to her, she is a really good at giving advice.
So I'm taking a break now… speaking of break…
It's almost 2014… and Winter Vacation :)

Let's see what I have accomplished this year: 

Playing dead when commanded 'BANG!' √

Barked twice and 'no' and no bark at 'yes'. x

Tried standing up at hind legs. x

Some of these things might or might have not been at the New Year's Resolution thing… but if you want to view it.. it was one of my first posts.. and here is the link (sorry if it doesn't work):

(copy & paste)

I live in New England… which is pretty much the very north east of America.. and that place is going to get like a foot of snow over the weekend.
And the sun is setting like at 4:30 pm
But seriously, I love the winter, it's really cool, and in fact, I'm going to go sledding tomorrow with my youngest owner! ^-^

I'm going off topic…

So my youngest owner is learning something like FOIL & Factorizations (Difference of two squares and Cross Multiplication Method) in Kumon.
It's pretty hard for her, so one of the instructors gave her a little book of formulas that would help me through Levels G-O, X (She's in Level I)
 She looked over it with me.
I'm a dog, I do not know all the human stuff in there, but they did look complicated here is a page from like Level J:

It's really tiny… and it's backwards..- (Stupid Photo Booth! JK lol)

and one on the highest level… X:

(May want to enlarge both of them)

Looking at it now, I'm so glad I'm not human…
I mean… walking on two legs, having to speak something we don't understand, not able to lie down comfortably, but even worse: having to go to the bathroom in your own home!

I'm so glad to be a dog, we get to go the the bathroom outside the house!
Oh wait… if I type something about how terrible is to be a human … my owner is going to take my paws of the keyhjklfgh;'

Humans are great! And it's comfortable to walk on two legs and go to the bathroom NOT in public!

Yelling off!
Barking off!
Yelling off!
Barking off!

oh just end it…

(Barking off)

Wednesday, December 11, 2013


Im So sorry for not posting so much but during the weekends I will post more during the weekends if I have time okay barking off! :D

My owner just has a lot of homework so she can't help me blog and stuff so we won't be posting that much but we promise that during vacations and free time we will try to post as much as we can okay? :D You guys are awesome!