Monday, December 30, 2013

50th Post… not that much..


So when I went back online to post some more, I just found out that this is the 50th post I have ever blogged.

And you wanna see my response to the 50th post!?
Here's a vid:

Yes… I was very excited, but I'm a dog, if I try to pat my back, jump up and down, something bad will happen to me.
Well… that's my response to anything.
Once she got second place in Districts for a skating competition.
See that response their?

Yup my response.

That's pretty much my response to anything… unless it has something to do with food.

So I know I don't post that much and I will try to post as much as I can next year.
A new thing to add to my list!

•Post more.

Sounds simple, but not simple for my editor (my youngest owner)

So if you're waiting for more posts, please be as patient as you can and tell your friends about my blog please!

Barking off!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Post later

See ya

End of 2013

I promised to post some extra posts… so now I am..

And yeah, 2013 is ending. Then 2014 is coming.
I wonder what's going to happen in 2014…

But anyways, next year I will turn three years old (but in dog years… that's like 21 years old for me)
I feel like I'm getting old for some reason. 

2014 is coming… and I have not started my New Year's Resolution…

I guess it will go like:

• Stop being lazy
•Make my owner get up to walk me
•Post more 
•Get fatter… my owners think I'm too skinny… I'm actually just right.
•Stop being lazy and learn more tricks

Boring resolution, but here is my youngest owner's New Year's Resolution:

•Enter honors next year in Middle School (she's in sixth grade, but in her town, that's elementary school)
•Train me more
•Try to help me post more 

THat's it.
Idk but I'm just feeling so lazy today… so yeah. :|

But anyways, I hope you guys have any amazing 2014, so here's a little video to wish you it!

Yes, you can see part of my youngest's owner's hair in the background.
Sorry if it's blurry and sorry that the words are backwards… Photo Booth can be pretty annoying sometimes…

Barking off!

New Member and extra three posts

Sorry for not posting so much.
But when I came back today to post some other posts, I found that we have a new follower.
Say hello to ana!

My younger owner really needs to do some yoga… homework is too much of a hassle.

So yeah, the three extra posts are coming, and hope you enjoy them!

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Question from the Editor


I have a question about some kind of 'cliques' on school.
So last year there was this girl who came to our school, she was new.
At first she started hanging out with the unpopular kids, like me, even ate with us at lunch.
But you know how there are always those tables with the 'populars'  and 'nerds'?
Well, she started ditching the unpopular nerds like my friends and me, and started hanging out with the populars more.

She even started acting like them!
She would wear makeup everyday (I hate makeup) she would curl or straighten her hair everyday (I never do that) and she would start to flirt and spread rumors.
I'm not being mean, it's true.
I even heard that she cheated on a few tests with another person by writing the answers on her arms.

But what I'm most scared about is that she gossips about people.
Whoever passes her by (mostly and unpopular kid), she will literally talk about you… and now the good stuff.
I'm in her science class right now which means she will see me, and her 'ex-friends'… who are my friends.

And remember how I said that whoever passes her way she will gossip about that person?
I'm in her science class, she might gossip about me, and I'm extremely scared. 

Any help?
(I don't want to be popular, I just want to try to avoid her)


Barking off!

Saturday, December 14, 2013

To Tiggerkat + Formulas + More

So Tiggerkat, I told my youngest owner your message, and she just wants to say thank you for the advice.
And she still sorta wants to be an architect.. but more interested in films, if you want she can direct a film about Reese Cups! XD
But yeah, thanks for the advice! :D

If you read Tiggerkat's comment, you can basically tell what my youngest owner asked about to her, she is a really good at giving advice.
So I'm taking a break now… speaking of break…
It's almost 2014… and Winter Vacation :)

Let's see what I have accomplished this year: 

Playing dead when commanded 'BANG!' √

Barked twice and 'no' and no bark at 'yes'. x

Tried standing up at hind legs. x

Some of these things might or might have not been at the New Year's Resolution thing… but if you want to view it.. it was one of my first posts.. and here is the link (sorry if it doesn't work):

(copy & paste)

I live in New England… which is pretty much the very north east of America.. and that place is going to get like a foot of snow over the weekend.
And the sun is setting like at 4:30 pm
But seriously, I love the winter, it's really cool, and in fact, I'm going to go sledding tomorrow with my youngest owner! ^-^

I'm going off topic…

So my youngest owner is learning something like FOIL & Factorizations (Difference of two squares and Cross Multiplication Method) in Kumon.
It's pretty hard for her, so one of the instructors gave her a little book of formulas that would help me through Levels G-O, X (She's in Level I)
 She looked over it with me.
I'm a dog, I do not know all the human stuff in there, but they did look complicated here is a page from like Level J:

It's really tiny… and it's backwards..- (Stupid Photo Booth! JK lol)

and one on the highest level… X:

(May want to enlarge both of them)

Looking at it now, I'm so glad I'm not human…
I mean… walking on two legs, having to speak something we don't understand, not able to lie down comfortably, but even worse: having to go to the bathroom in your own home!

I'm so glad to be a dog, we get to go the the bathroom outside the house!
Oh wait… if I type something about how terrible is to be a human … my owner is going to take my paws of the keyhjklfgh;'

Humans are great! And it's comfortable to walk on two legs and go to the bathroom NOT in public!

Yelling off!
Barking off!
Yelling off!
Barking off!

oh just end it…

(Barking off)

Wednesday, December 11, 2013


Im So sorry for not posting so much but during the weekends I will post more during the weekends if I have time okay barking off! :D

My owner just has a lot of homework so she can't help me blog and stuff so we won't be posting that much but we promise that during vacations and free time we will try to post as much as we can okay? :D You guys are awesome!

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Skating Obsessed

So next year, my youngest owner, also the editor of this blog, is going to this HUGE competition next year in July for skating.
It's the World ISI Team Championships.
Or I'm a simpler version… it's called Worlds.
So people from around the world all come to the U.S (if their in ISI) to compete in it.

She is in synchronized skating and figure (solo), so she will be REALLY busy around late July and early August.

Speaking of skating….
How about the Winter Olympics that's coming up next year?

Super excited, especially my youngest owner.
She is going crazy over a lot of skaters, and hoping that Ashley Wagner, this year and last year's U.S Champion:

Makes it to the Olympics, especially since she didn't make it to the Winter Olympics in Vancouver…
My owner needs to groom me now…

Barking off!

Sunday, October 27, 2013

A year (and 6 days) of blogging!

So the latest post I did (HALLOWEEN!) was the same day last year that I started this blog.
So to celebrate, lets lazily watch a video!:
Or if you're even lazier to not watch this video, then read the post ^-^
Even though this blog got like 700 views and 15 followers in like a year, I'm still happy that this blog can brighten and cheer the reader's day, and that is basically all I want. 
Yet there is some bad news. 
Since my youngest owner (the editor) is going to Middle School next year, she won't be able to post as often as she can, and even though she says this a million times, she apologizes if there isn't a post in 2-3 months. 
Sad? More random videos and photos?

Barking off!

Sunday, October 20, 2013


So Halloween is just around the corner, which means more homework for my owner, and getting projects ever single week!
(How is that good?)
For Halloween, my owner was able to have time and make my costume:

Yes.. I'm going to be a sun.
I was at first planning to be a reindeer:

Something a bit Christmas-style.. but that was too much work. 
And I hated the Santa Hat, I would much rather chew it than wear it. The reindeer horns... they just kept on falling off. 
One of my owners even said that this Sun costume was creative, I just find it a toy to wear. I should use it as a chew toy once Halloween is over.....
I have to go to my daily nap.

Barking off!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Why I Can't Blog very often

THis is another post from the editor of Peter's blog, and if you are getting tired of me and hating me, this is the last post I'm gonna post before Peter comes.

So the reason why I can't edit Peter's blog is because I've been really busy with homework :/
Yeah, sounds like an excuse but no.
I have projects all the time,  a lot of math, english, and I even need to write an essay on How agriculture changed people (like the Neolithic Era), and another one on a scientific question I have on energy. 
The skating is really big for me as well.

Next year, I'm going to the ISI Worlds, and people from Asia and all over North America are going to compete. 
I have synch skating competition in December. 
I have to practice at least 4 days a week, yeah, try dealing with a ton of homework and skating and trying to blog at the same time, not very easy. 

So yeah... I hope you understand, I will try my best to fit in as much time as I can to help Peter edit his blog.

Thanks for understanding! :)

Why are popular girls so popular?

So this is a post from the editor of the blog, not my dog Peter.
I'm in sixth grade now, which means (in my place) I'm going to Middle School next year.
I've been doing well lately, but what I really want to know is why popular girls are so popular?
I mean, they're nice and stuff and they always ask me for help on their homework.
I'm just a bit intimidated by them.

They dated boys (not that I care) 
They wear makeup like EVERYDAY
They fangirl about random actors, like: 
"Omigod Logan Lerman!" or "Omigod Josh Hutcherson!" or whatever.
Those are the things I am not annoyed with.

The things I'm annoyed with them is: 
How much they are known in school
I think they gossip about me behind my back
Tried to hurt my friends

Yeah... that is pretty much it.
I've tried asking this on Yahoo, but the only answer made no sense at all and didn't help either.
 LIke whenever someone says my name they are either like: "Who the heck is she?" or "She is such a nerd." I don't mind being a nerd or a group of my own.

I hope this is not an offense to anyone, and I hope you can help me!

Signing off!


I apologize for not posting so often, so I have 3 new posts!

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Quick Note


Im so sorry for not posting for so long, its just that the editor of my blog ( my owner)  is really busy with homework, especially since she is going to Middle School next year.
But dont worry! I will post as much as I can! Hope you understand! :D

Barking off!

Friday, July 26, 2013

New Member! And Acadia Park


Well, my owners have just came back from Acadia Park!
And I came back to my blog to find a new member that has joined this blog.
Welcome Funplay1!

So yeah...

About Acadia. 

It was really fun, I didn't go since I went to some kind of Doggy Hotel in my home state.
I heard that my owners went to Cadillac Mountain and took a few pictures of the sunset.
Did you know that it is SO pretty that even people from Maine come to see it!?

Thats the picture of a sunset. Pretty cool right?

This isn't a picture of the sunset, but the view of the Atlantic Ocean is really nice!

My youngest owner said that down in Bar Harbor, there were too many Lobster Shacks (but my owners love to eat Lobster), which basically was the only problem, too many shacks.

And here is a video about a dog named Mishka apparently 'talking' to it's owners by saying "I love you."
My youngest owner was laughing while I just sat their staring at it, like, how can a dog get into such a small thing? 
I'm a dog, and I do not know your human stuff.
Lol, extra credit to Jenna Marbles's dog Kermit for saying that! lol

Barking off! :D

Saturday, June 29, 2013



So sorry for not posting for so long, but now that it's summer and my youngest owner can finally edit my posts, Im ready to post more, like 2-3 times a week!

Anyways, today while my owners were taking me for a walk, I finally got to swim by myself.
My youngest owner was a bit unsure if I should go swim by myself, while I was thinking:

Finally they let me in. I pictured it to be like this:

Calm, happy

But it ended up making me smell like some rotten McDonald's Chicken Nuggets... which made some of my owners a bit cranky.

During the walk I even ran into one of my friend Duke!

Oops, wrong Duke:

THis Duke!

Yup, the dog's name is Duke. I've learned it's because Duke's owner was born and raised in Russia, and I THINK their owner only knew the English word 'Duke'. Cool name right? 

Anyways, I apologize for not posting fro so long! 

Barking off!

Sunday, June 2, 2013


So sorry for not posting fro so long!

But I have really great news! 

First of all, my youngest owner does figure skating, and she does figure (solo) and synchronized skating.
So a few weeks ago, the team had won second place, and at another competition, they won 1st place, and their picture was on the local newspaper! 
The picture of the team got on the local newspaper since one of the teammates has a dad who is something like a photographer or writer for the local newspaper.

The second news is the best news, and this 'news' is that it's almost SUMMER!!!
I'm so excited for the new season, I can finally go and swim as much as I want, and best of all, have more time with my youngest owner!
She's still pretty sad about leaving school, especially when this teacher was really nice.

That's all the good news, and I think I will just tell you about today..

today was pretty normal as always, I walked off leash at the forest, swam in the lake, and stayed home alone for at least 2 hours, chewing my marrowbone.

And this is me now:

Lying down and bored...


Barking off!!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Memory of Barely the Golden REtriever


Very sad news today, a few weeks ago one of my best friends had died of cancer.
I was deeply said to lose such a good friend and playmate, I will take memory of him on this post.

Barely was a handsome dog, he was kind, fun, and full of energy. He would always jump with joy whenever he saw me.
He had the heart of an angel and a little boy. I remember playing with him in the woods, running through the trees, onto rocks, then to our owners until we were tired. His little brother, Stanley, is a mini version of him, and we both miss him dearly.

But right now Barely is in a new world, in heaven, where he won't suffer anymore pain

I hope we all pray for happiness within him!

I will remember his playfulness and kindness!

Barking off!

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Are Dogs Smart? My Youngest Owner's Answer

So just from reading the title, you can easily tell what this post is going to be about.
The answer to the question was very tricky as well, it took a while to think about it too..

Finally, my owner got the answer, and it was half yes and half no.

'Yes' because dogs know how to enjoy life even when going through tough times, 
we can quickly learn new tricks and us dogs are eager for attention.
We try to bear the feeling of no attention as well, even at times when we want it.
When someone breathes really bad breathe in our faces, we still accept their kindness.

'No' since we're not really great in academics unless we are trained. 
My youngest owner thinks this since she has high scores in academics.

There is not that much to why we aren't smart though we are smart at the same time.

Dogs are lovers, forgivers, and huggers. We love our owners no matter what and always protect and comfort them even at the roughest time of life. Dogs love to socialize, play, have fun, and be happy to help others. Though we are all different, no matter what we will not stop our generations and generations of loving, caring, bringing joy, and having fun in life.

Barking off!

Friday, April 12, 2013

Funny Video and MORE!


So today, I first want to show you a video called "Guilty Dog".

It's a hilarious video of a lab (that looks like me) that actually smiles when it's owner asks if Denver (the lab) ate the kitty-cat treats!

Lets start this post wit a good look at "GUILTY DOG"

Now that you have watched it, I randomly want to show you a picture of me wearing headphones and glasses!

As you can see it was from facebook, and yes, is there anything bad about a Golden Retriever reading The Yearling?

By the way a quick apology of not posting fro 2 weeks, it's just that I've been really busy with all my training since I've been getting a bit hyper lately (But not barking)

And lately, I've made 2 new friends from the park, another two GOLDEN RETRIEVERS! But... I sort of forgot their names, I remember one of their names is Bradley...

Here's some pictures of how they might look like:


Just like me, they act like little boys, following people who have treats and are very well trained.

I hope you guys liked it, and thanks!

Barking off!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

My Little Siblings


So yesterday, I had met my little Golden Retriever siblings for the second time.
It was really fun to have a reunion. 

All we did was play boisterously with each other, sniffing, tumbling, and a lot more :\.
I remember some of their names, there was Josephine, Wellsabee, Eliott, Miranda, and many more (Sorry that I couldn't say all their names, it was a litter of 24 puppies, Tess gave birth to 12 of them, Emma gave birth to the other 12). 

Here are some pictures!

There's me with the blue leash!

The light colored one is Eliott.

Me again! We're all looking up because my former owner has a treat in her hand.

This is Miranda, my great-grandmother. She's 10 years old, really old too, at least 70 years old in dog years. She has a large tumor in her liver, really sad. The doctor says she might be put to sleep any day:(

SOme more pictures.

That dog with the dark fur is like a mini Phoebe. (Phoebe is a Golden Retriever).
SO this Phoebe is sort of my distant cousin, and she loves the attention, for example, 
if you paid attention to someone else, she would get right in your way!

Anyways, I gotta go!

Barking off!

Saturday, March 9, 2013



So yesterday, there was a big snowstorm hitting the northeast, the places where I live. 
So when the snow stopped, my youngest owner decided to go sledding.
While my youngest owner was sledding away, I was playing with American Eskimo named Tye.

When we were playing, we pretended to bite and scare each other!

Here's a pic!:

Yup, I'm lying down beside him, he's pretending to bite me.

Me and him are A LOT alike!

First of all, our fur is the color of either biscuit or cream (but mine is a little bit darker)

We're both 15-16 months, both born in November (Tye was born on November 6th, 2011, I was born November 21st, 2011) . We're both males too!

This dog sorta reminds me of Lukey, the quirky yet loud dog. Only the dog in this picture, Tye, is more calm and has more of a wider muzzle.  

We both had a lot of fun! 

By the way, one of the New Year Resolution plans are done, retrieving!
I knew it would be so easy, I'm a Golden Retriever anyways! 

That's it for now, as I always say!

Barking off!

Sunday, February 24, 2013

New Follower!

Sorry for not posting for so long guys, but the good news is that I got a new member! 
Lets welcome Parveen Shiekh!

Thanks a lot for following my blog!!! :D

Back on topic...

So the reason why I didn't post for so long is because my youngest owner had to do a report on 
Abigail Adams and her life

and another report on the American Revolution and where it took place and the history of it.

It took a pretty long time, but my owner didn't have to sweat it, the kid always gets a good grade on some of her essays

You might be suspecting that my youngest owner posts all of this, but really, she's the editor of all of my posts. 
And I don't talk, I'm a dog :P XD

So there is this popular Disney Channel show called Dog with a Blog:

In case some of you don't know, it's about a dog named Stan who owns a blog, 
and he is a dog that can talk.

The reason why I showed that part was because, it reminds a lot about me, since I'm a dog that owns a blog :P

I have to go now!

Barking off!

Friday, February 8, 2013

The Day with an old FRIEND

So today there was the HUGE blizzard called "Nemo" that struck our town, it was going to be at least 12-24 inches of snow. 
Anyways, today when my owner was going to take me for a walk in the neighborhood, my youngest owner walked outside to sled down the small hill in our 'side' yard. 
Once she walked out, I had saw my old friend named Fletchy (he's my next-door doggy neighbor). :

As we two played together and tussled over one another, my youngest owner was enjoying the sled downhill. So far, it was really fun. 

Plus, an apology for not posting so often. 
And my youngest owner's father got a lottery ticket to get over millions of dollars. My youngest owner is thinking of giving me a companian, should it be another Golden Retriever?

An Australian Shepard

St. Bernese Mountain Dog

or a Portuguese Water Dog

As you can see, my owners love calm, large dogs.
The dog can be a poodle, German shepard, or even a mastiff! (That's to all of the rude commenters  from my blog: THE ARCHITECTURE INSPIRATION OF PI)

Bye for now!

Barking off!